Lawn Mowing - Fact, or fiction?
Lawn Mowing - Man, or myth?
Here is a thread purposely designed to prove wether Lawn Mowing actually exists, or is just a figment of our imaginations. Can it be proved that such a thing as 'lawn mowers' exist in our universe? These are some extensive questions we attempted to answer.
What is Lawn Mowing? What is the purpose of mowing the lawn?
Well, Lawn Mowing is an arcane act of chopping up blades of grass for no apparent reason. We believe this to be some form of worshipping one of the outer gods, Cuthulu. The strange back-and-forth migration patterns of these lawn mowers seem to indicate a form of dance and chant.
Are there witness' to this act? Or has there even been anyone in the presence of a lawn mower?
We managed to track down one Mr. Drowe Three, a manager of an internet group. It is not sure if this has caused him to go mentally ill. He has claims of being forced to mow lawns by these 'lawn mowers'. He tells us stories of not being able to recall whole periods of his life, strange dreams, etc. But extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence. His fiance then came to us showing an amazing picture. She said she was walking outside the house during one of these abductions, and happened to take a picture during one of these encounters. Unfortunately, Mr. Drowe was caught on the computer looking for women again at various bootleg sites, at which point Ms. Drowe beat him to death with the so called evidence.
Is there any other photographic evidence of these abominations?
Chilling indeed. Could this be a fake? We went to a man by the name of a1kow0lf, for further identification. He was unavailable for questioning, however, as he kept saying he was downloading in the gutter all week.
Conclusion? Unknown. If you have more information about these ‘Lawn Mowers’, we encourage you to post it here.