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GQ Daddy · 12-21-2006, 06:41 PM

Merry Christmas G101!

Someone at work today asked a very thought provoking question which seems appropiate for discussion in this particular thread.

"If you could get all the presents in the world by screwing Mrs. Clause in front of Mr. Clause would you do it?"

I gave it some serious thought and decided.. Yes, I would screw Mrs. Clause for all of the presents in the world in front of Santa.....

(LK) · 12-21-2006, 11:34 PM

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Merry Christmas G101!

Someone at work today asked a very thought provoking question which seems appropiate for discussion in this particular thread.

"If you could get all the presents in the world by screwing Mrs. Clause in front of Mr. Clause would you do it?"

I gave it some serious thought and decided.. Yes, I would screw Mrs. Clause for all of the presents in the world in front of Santa.....

I would not, I would tell Mr. Santa and he'd be like "bitch

" and i'd be like "nigga please

" and then he would say "You never use that word

" and I would respond with "Fuck, fly backwards in time so that won't happen

" and he would.

I sense there is jello involved

GQ Daddy · 12-25-2006, 08:59 PM

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I would not, I would tell Mr. Santa and he'd be like "bitch

" and i'd be like "nigga please

" and then he would say "You never use that word

" and I would respond with "f**k, fly backwards in time so that won't happen

" and he would.

I sense there is jello involved

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 09:04 PM

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Fo' real

GQ Daddy · 12-25-2006, 09:12 PM

I'm curious about how the Jello is involved... wait a minute... no.. I'm not actually... some things are better left not known.

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 09:15 PM

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I'm curious about how the Jello is involved... wait a minute... no.. I'm not actually... some things are better left not known.

I don't know, I suppose grandma clause or whatever the fuck her name was making one, or maybe Santa was eating it before his cheating wife asked me to do the dirty deed

. Just one of those things in the background, you know? Did Lee Harvey Oswald's socks match

? Did Hitler really have one ball? Why do Saddam and Stalin look alike and why the fuck does buckethead wear a bucket

?

GQ Daddy · 12-25-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by (LK)

I don't know, I suppose grandma clause or whatever the f**k her name was making one, or maybe Santa was eating it before his cheating wife asked me to do the dirty deed

. Just one of those things in the background, you know? Did Lee Harvey Oswald's socks match

? Did Hitler really have one ball? Why do Saddam and Stalin look alike and why the f**k does buckethead wear a bucket

?

These are all good points. I don't know why, but I always wondered if buckethead changed the bucket or if it was the always the same one. The other thought was had he ever puked, pissed or shit in it if he was totally wasted and then put it back in it's place.

Must have been totally bored that day... that was probably 10 minutes of my life I should've used for something better...

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 09:22 PM

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Must have been totally bored that day... that was probably 10 minutes of my life I should've used for something better...

Like petting zoo animals

GQ Daddy · 12-25-2006, 09:32 PM

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Like petting zoo animals

Hmmm... are you saying people go to the zoo to pet or stroke the monkeys ? Or that they like to rub the Elephant trunks?

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 09:35 PM

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Hmmm... are you saying people go to the zoo to pet or stroke the monkeys ? Or that they like to rub the Elephant trunks?

I don't know, my dad would go to the Zoo and pet this goat and say "it's OK Mr. Cheney, no one thinks you're a goat" and then pet the monkey and say "It's OK Mr. Bush, google doesn't think you're a miserable failure anymore

"

I lied, my dad does not go to the zoo

GQ Daddy · 12-25-2006, 09:46 PM

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I don't know, my dad would go to the Zoo and pet this goat and say "it's OK Mr. Cheney, no one thinks you're a goat" and then pet the monkey and say "It's OK Mr. Bush, google doesn't think you're a miserable failure anymore

"

I lied, my dad does not go to the zoo

Hmmm. I see. But does he have the ability to talk to animals? That's what I want to know.

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 09:47 PM

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Hmmm. I see. But does he have the ability to talk to animals? That's what I want to know.

Not rly

GQ Daddy · 12-25-2006, 09:54 PM

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Not rly

That's too bad. I'm really curious why monkeys throw shit at each other. Guess I could just ask a room of 2 year olds. Probably get the same response.

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 10:17 PM

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That's too bad. I'm really curious why monkeys throw shit at each other. Guess I could just ask a room of 2 year olds. Probably get the same response.

Easy to mass produce

?

(LK) · 12-25-2006, 10:23 PM

Do you remember who photoshopped this smiley?

12-21-2006, 06:41 PM	#4831
GQ Daddy The Legend Continues... Join Date: May 2006 Location: Eating Popcorn.. Drinking Beer... Enjoying the show !!! Posts: 1,392	Merry Christmas G101! Someone at work today asked a very thought provoking question which seems appropiate for discussion in this particular thread. "If you could get all the presents in the world by screwing Mrs. Clause in front of Mr. Clause would you do it?" I gave it some serious thought and decided.. Yes, I would screw Mrs. Clause for all of the presents in the world in front of Santa..... __________________ "You bet your ASS this is real Jack Daniel's.. I don't see fuc@#in' Quiet Riot up here" - David Lee Roth Last edited by gqdaddy; 12-21-2006 at 08:01 PM.

12-25-2006, 09:12 PM	#4835
GQ Daddy The Legend Continues... Join Date: May 2006 Location: Eating Popcorn.. Drinking Beer... Enjoying the show !!! Posts: 1,392	I'm curious about how the Jello is involved... wait a minute... no.. I'm not actually... some things are better left not known. __________________ "You bet your ASS this is real Jack Daniel's.. I don't see fuc@#in' Quiet Riot up here" - David Lee Roth

12-25-2006, 10:23 PM	#4845
(LK) The (LK) People Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,655	Do you remember who photoshopped this smiley? __________________ The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country.