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Old 05-15-2008, 07:30 PM   #1
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What's your favorite 'silly' joke?

Celine Dion walks into a bar.

The bartender says....."Hey, why the long face?"



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Old 05-16-2008, 12:42 PM   #2
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Two fish in a tank.

One says to the other:

How do you drive this thing?




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Old 05-26-2008, 03:28 PM   #3
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What did Tennessee?

The Same thing Arkansas

The notes D, F, and A walk into a bar.
The bartender says sorry we don't serve minors here.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:18 PM   #4
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hahah nice ones
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I'd tell you a joke about Jim Jones but the punch line is too long.
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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.
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