20 Interesting Facts You Didn't Know About Axeshredder.

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1. He's an ape.
2. He's shit at guitar.
3. He's got a monkey face and square head.
4. He's a really bad piss take of a really bad Joe Satriani clone.
5. He's got realy sick pictures on his PC featuring not very cool things.
6. He's on the "I RAPE WOMAN CUZ I'M UGLY" register.
7. He's got a really small brown willy that smells of pampers.
8. He's an ape and eats copius amounts of bananas.
9. He's from New York and thinks coffee is pronounced couwfeeeeee.
10. He's an ape.
11. His mom and dad are brother and sister.
12. His brother is his uncle.
13. He has to kiss his dads brown willy so it'll smell of bananas instead of pampers.
14. He's an ape.
15. He's got monkey aids.
16. He stole his JS guitars from smaller more white youngsters in guitar shops around New Yorks gay quarter.
17. He has a sailors licence for banana boats that him and his entire family came in on.
18. He's an ape.
19. He once had a younger sister but she was taken out of the family unit for having a banana smelling dirt box.
20. He's an ape.