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03-29-2006, 09:52 AM
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Famous Artist
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A Boy and his teacherA Boy comes home from school and says "Mom, guess what I had sex with my teacher today!!!"
The mom says "Joey, I can't believe it!!! GO TELL YOUR DAD!!!! " So Joey goes in the next room and says "Dad, I had sex with my teacher today..." The dad says "Wow.....Joey you make me proud, when I was your age I had sex with Mrs. Johnson and it was great!!! Lets go get you a brand new bike!!!!" So they go to Kmart and pick out a real fancy bike, and the dad says "Son, I am so proud of you for having sex, you can ride your bike home all by yourself....!" The kid says "I would, but my butt still hurts............." |
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03-29-2006, 10:48 AM
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Alrighty then.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Yeah, where the **** am I?
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That one just kind of disturbed me...didn't make me laugh.
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03-29-2006, 12:37 PM
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kiss my axe
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Location: where the shoes are made of wood and the people live in windmills ;) lol
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03-29-2006, 01:51 PM
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Location: United States of Texas
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I laughed, the laughed harder after reading Noah's response... Sorry Noah
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