My mate Geord has gone off on a holiday off a lifetime. He's gone to the British Virgin Isles to an island called St Kitts. It took him the best part of 36 hours and 3 planes to get to this bit of paradise...the weather is a constant 80 odd degrees and the beaches are deserted, the forest lush. So he's set for a great xmas. You would think he'd be smiling like a mad thing but he has troubles. He text'd me yesterday and you'd think his world was coming to an end. The text?
'I can't find no Carlsberg!!!'
With 5 hours daylight and temperatures of about -2 c, I'd like us all to think how bad it could be!!!
__________________ "All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"