A Joke for Texans only - Guitars101

**axeshredder** · 07-02-2005, 05:32 PM

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
>out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
>glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
>An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
>into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
>says,
>
>"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
>out of the same glass twice either."
>The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
>his
>glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
>Iraqi,
>and catches his glass. He says, "In Texas we have so many Mexicans and
>Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
>GOD BLESS TEXAS"

Rythameen · 07-03-2005, 07:54 AM

LOL...............

**Supersonic** · 07-05-2005, 08:22 AM

LOL......how can you NOT laugh at that!?

El_jalepeno · 07-05-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axeshredder

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
>out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
>glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
>An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
>into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
>says,
>
>"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
>out of the same glass twice either."
>The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
>his
>glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
>Iraqi,
>and catches his glass. He says, "In Texas we have so many Mexicans and
>Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
>GOD BLESS TEXAS"

True story!

**VHF** · 07-06-2005, 07:52 PM

Lmfao!!!!

cormack · 07-06-2005, 10:40 PM

i hate to say it but arabs do look like mexicans.. they could sneak across the rio grande just as easily. not to say its easy to go across the rio grande, ive no idea how hard it is.. that seems to be what the joke implies though

metaljonus · 07-06-2005, 10:45 PM

lmao! Tis true

trey85stang · 07-06-2005, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cormack

i hate to say it but arabs do look like mexicans.. they could sneak across the rio grande just as easily. not to say its easy to go across the rio grande, ive no idea how hard it is.. that seems to be what the joke implies though

its about as easy as walking across the street in some spots

07-02-2005, 05:32 PM	#1
axeshredder Ready for Takeoff! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,044	A Joke for Texans only A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls >out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our >glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." >An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass >into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He >says, > >"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink >out of the same glass twice either." >The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws >his >glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the >Iraqi, >and catches his glass. He says, "In Texas we have so many Mexicans and >Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." >GOD BLESS TEXAS" __________________ ......................... www.axeshredder.com ....................

07-03-2005, 07:54 AM	#2
Rythameen Da Blooze Guy Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,018	LOL............... __________________ "I'd like to get something together--like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy" --Jimi Hendrix http://www.soundclick.com/bands/1/cl...radi_music.htm http://rythameen.dmusic.com/

07-05-2005, 08:22 AM	#3
Supersonic Got Lines? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Florida.....U.S.A. Posts: 1,236	LOL......how can you NOT laugh at that!? __________________ You can't Kill Rock N Roll!!

07-06-2005, 07:52 PM	#5
VHF Unleash the Fookin Fury Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 4,099	Lmfao!!!! __________________ My amp goes to 11!Nigel Tufnel

07-06-2005, 10:45 PM	#7
metaljonus Famous Artist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Charleston,SC Posts: 338	lmao! Tis true __________________ Show me what your workin wit :mix:

07-06-2005, 10:40 PM	#6
cormack Arena Artist Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: wisconsin Posts: 974	i hate to say it but arabs do look like mexicans.. they could sneak across the rio grande just as easily. not to say its easy to go across the rio grande, ive no idea how hard it is.. that seems to be what the joke implies though

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