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A misunderstanding...
This guy went to the doctor complaining about ass pain. The doctor looked and said, "Damn boy, you gots one hell of a case of hemeroids...let me make a prescription and get that dealt with now." The man was extatic and immediately went to the pharmasist who promptly filled a prescription for extra-strength supositories. Two weeks later the man came back still complaining about ass pain. The doctor asked, "Did you get the prescription of supositories filled and did you use them?" To which the man responded, "YES I GOT THOSE ******N THINGS AND I COULD SHOVE THOSE ****ING PILLS UP MY ASS FOR ALL THE GOOD THEY DID!!!"
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The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” – Brian W. Kernighan
When you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, stop digging.
I think in code: while(1) execute();
I'd rather die when I'm living then when I'm dead.
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