Aging~ We all do it

[Cherry Lawn]

Got this in an email and thought it was way to cute not to share with my 101 buddies. Read it, then tell us your aging pros and cons.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They
always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same
time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's
lap.



GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few
nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that
held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the
inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the
fiber, not the toy.



GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation
from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller
coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes
alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.



SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . having friends.
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.

[mewisemagic]

Can You e-mail Me that,My folks would love it

[Figs]

Originally Posted by Cherry Lawn

Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.[/b]

I thought that was the other way around; I know I haven't grown up, but I'm growing old.....

[Cherry Lawn]

Originally Posted by mwm5150

Can You e-mail Me that,My folks would love it

You bet!

[Carmine]

Originally Posted by Figs

I thought that was the other way around; I know I haven't grown up, but I'm growing old.....

Agreed Fig-Man.

[Riff Addict]

As long as I have my Toys, I'll never grow up.

[Cherry Lawn]

What's this thread about again?

[Sabertoothedfly]

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair.



LOL...thats funny and true!