an English nanny

[(LK)]

How many of you would like to date an attractive english woman, who is about a couple or so years older than you? Shit, if I was dating one, i'd call her my naughty nanny. I'd also talk to her in an english accent and say

"Ello dolphin kisses, care to kiss me wooden nose? I scratched meself, yes I did. But not now, deary, perhaps after we finish patting the patty cakes perhaps"

The kissing of the wooden nose would be great