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Old 12-18-2004, 04:10 PM   #1
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Breaking News from the North Pole

This just in! Santa has come on hard times and run out of money to pay his elves to build his toys! He has been for the last 6 months been whoring them out to old dirty men who like to "be" with elves! Sheriff TopJimmy78 just recently busted Santa and now he is behind bars and no presents will be delivered this year. NO CHRISTMAS boys and girls...because Santa is a big PERVERT!
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Old 12-18-2004, 05:04 PM   #2
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Luckily I am here to report that it was an imposter, turns out Santa was the victim of Identity Theft, rest assured boys and girls I threw that book at that fcker
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The Whatchamacallit is a superior candy bar :rock:

Shipwreck the sun, I'm on your side
An army of one, onward we'll ride
And whisper your songs, birds to the air
We'll bury all of our burdens there--Audioslave "Heaven's Dead"

That shit right here is soo good, it will make you go home and slap yo momma--Mandy Love on some southern cooking
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Old 12-18-2004, 05:17 PM   #3
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Whats this!!!..Oh No!!!...Bob Master Flex just stole santa's pimp ride and his 8 ho's!!!...With his bag full of crank for the homies on the west and east coast....
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Old 12-18-2004, 05:18 PM   #4
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LMFAO!!!!!!
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The Whatchamacallit is a superior candy bar :rock:

Shipwreck the sun, I'm on your side
An army of one, onward we'll ride
And whisper your songs, birds to the air
We'll bury all of our burdens there--Audioslave "Heaven's Dead"

That shit right here is soo good, it will make you go home and slap yo momma--Mandy Love on some southern cooking
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:12 AM   #5
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Oh the tragedy of those poor poor little elves..........Jimmy rumor has it one came home with you after the incident??!!!! Care to comment?
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:42 AM   #6
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Oh the tragedy of those poor poor little elves..........Jimmy rumor has it one came home with you after the incident??!!!! Care to comment?
Um nobody came home with me lol, you take one home with you? LOL
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Shipwreck the sun, I'm on your side
An army of one, onward we'll ride
And whisper your songs, birds to the air
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