broke my shnoz

[mickey_g107]

yesterday being a dickhead i was at school sword fighting with wooden posts (as you do....) i was with my mate and we were wagging, then i stupidly smacked myself in the nose with the pole and broke it, it instantly swell up and i fucking hurt. the funny thing (if me breaking my own nose isn't funny enough) is that i sounded like the biggest tool trying to explain o the teachers that i was hitting a tree with a stick.... because i didn't want to dob my mate in.... so now my nose is even bigger than it originally was, which was already quite large and better still both my eyes are blue.... interesting hey?

[mab8485]

wagging.......... you naughty boy! Did they need to push the cartlidge back into place?

[VanMan2000]

I wanna make sure I have this right. You were sword fighting at school with wooden posts and you accidently hit yourself in the nose and broke it? And then you told your teacher that you were hitting a tree and it bounced back and hit you in the nose? I'm speechless..............By the way, let me know how those new Special Ed classes are. Good news is that now you get to ride the short bus. Whooo Hooo! Curbside service!

[mickey_g107]

thanks mate thats very helpful...... hey look your lucifer your posts are 666

[mickey_g107]

i went to the ER but they sed it was too swallen for an xray so they sed sit at home in pain for a week and then come