12-13-2004, 05:57 AM
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Corporate Bollocks !!!
Summary : mondola is pissed off with Corporate Bollocks !!!
I just had a "heated debate" with someone over the way I write my emails. Mainly that he has to sift through them in order to find the "important information". Instead of me saying, "Yes, Of Course, Yes, No Problem, I'll Put A Fuckin' Broom Up My Arse And Sweep The Floor While I'm Fuckin'At It", I argued my case back.
Then I get my manager agreeing with the tosser too ! All the corporate shite about, yes the information is there but you have to realise who you are sending to, bollock, bollocks ! At the end of the day, there were highly technical individuals right up to Management (not remotely fucking technical at all) on that list, so each and every one of them would have a different view as to what the important information was and how it should be formatted better so to make that information more accessible as per their own perception of what the important information is.
So now I have to put a summary section at the top of my e-mails...
Now I'm in a right piss, because, at the end of the day, which I said in "Corporate Terms", I really don't give a fuck to be honest. The information is in that e-mail, I sent it out to everyone who needs to know, hence my arse is covered.
If people are too fucking lazy to read, then tough shit as far as I am concerned.
Knobhead !!!
Awww, the corporate bollocks just really pisses me off, you know. I'll be writing separate e-mails depending on whether I am writing to a developer, tester, the reception desk or high level management. Or they'll have me fucking colour coding my e-mails so each person can simply jump to their relevant bit !!!
Ah well, if he was right, all you people have simply read through this and are wishing I'd formatted it differently according to your personal belief of how text should be formatted...
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12-15-2004, 04:12 PM
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I'm sorry Dave but this post was a bit verbose. Could you post another version with just the important facts and information so I don't have to sift through your ranting and raving, lol.
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12-15-2004, 04:27 PM
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Captain DB... Savvy ?
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lol VM . thats the way mondy get it off your chest dude . picky wankers aren't they lol . give a guy a "title" .. and he thinks hes the king ...  |
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12-16-2004, 01:29 AM
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Summary :
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12-16-2004, 12:51 PM
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Ha! You're complaining? Wait till you check out america! We're the corporate swine capitol! 50 bucks please.
Last edited by Lydian; 12-16-2004 at 12:58 PM.
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12-16-2004, 12:51 PM
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Mondy, I side with you, but can you give us a summary of the summary please. A little too wordy, dear  :drunk:
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