Disgusting facts

[Riff Addict]

I don't know who figures this stuff out but I'm sure there's much truth in it:

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)


An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a "cold sore" from one of the guests.

Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

Hmm....Lovely.
And yes, I'm Bored. [img]images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[VanMan2000]

It's the little things like this that make life worth living.

i read once that every human during theyre lifetime eats an average of 62 spiders while they sleep. [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]...ugh

[JackThe Riffer]

Who are these masturbating women. I'll have to start sniffing my hand after shaking hands with women. [img]images/smilies/icon_thumb.gif[/img]

[RedVoodoo]

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Pyro said:
i read once that every human during theyre lifetime eats an average of 62 spiders while they sleep. [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]...ugh

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so that would explain why my turd had 8 legs this morning.

[Goport]

I wonder how manypubic hairs are consumed during active sexual combat?

[Guitaristic]

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RedVoodoo said:
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Pyro said:
i read once that every human during theyre lifetime eats an average of 62 spiders while they sleep. [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]...ugh

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so that would explain why my turd had 8 legs this morning.

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that's why i always sleep with my mouth closed, or try

[Sunnie]

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In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

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I thought that there is no way this could happen, As I work with the other end of the body totally. For one I dont touch many door knobs during the day, with one exception the ladies room. God I hope people wash more often than that.
EEEEEeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeee.

[stingx]

Sunnie, nothing disgusts me more than filthy bastards who donut wash their hands after using the bathroom.

I was actually taking a dump when a colleague entered the bathroom to use the upright urinal. I heard flushing...but I didn't hear the sink turn on. As I heard him pull the first door open, I got off the bowl, opened the stall door and yelled to him "wash your hands you filthy fuck"! He actually did go back to the sink and washed them. as for me, I returned back to the crapper and continued reading my paper very content [img]images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[mickey_g107]

great story stingx....