How warped can you get? Last night I had a dream I was Matthew Modine (I hardly know of the guy), and I was acting in a comdey movie with the Mom from ET. She and I were two drifters who end up stealing Eugene Levy's RV. Turns out Eugene's character works for the NSA. There were all these sandwiches wrapped in NSA paper with special seals identifying Tuna, Chicken salad, and Ham... Eugene was going on vacation with his family in this special Terrorist Strike Force truckster...
There was a part where the Mom from ET and I are looking out the sunroof, and we have to stand up through the sun roof and kiss. I look into her eyes, and I say, "I love you". The director yells, "Cut! Not convincing enough, do it again." So I take off a set of clip-on sunglasses ( I am wearing another set underneath for whatever reasons), and I say my line again. Again the director yells cut and to do it again. I take off my second set of clip on sunglasses, and say my line.
Then off to the side is Eugene. He starts the "slow clap", and smiles. Eugene is saying, "Now
THERE is quality theater!"
LMFAO... Eh well, I should stay away from Tabasco before bed time...
Cast of Characters in EJ's Dream...
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