Drummer joke with follow-up for guitar

[VHF]

After CC's joke I had to follow up:

Question: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: None......they have a machine to do that now! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

[VHF]

OK...

Question: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Twelve.....One to get up there and do it ....and 11 more to stand around and say that they could have done it better! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

[ericgtr]

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VHfanOU812 said:
After CC's joke I had to follow up:

Question: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: None......they have a machine to do that now! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

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LOL! Man that's brutal.

[VHF]

I know...that's why I posted it! [img]images/smilies/icon16.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon16.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon16.gif[/img]

[VanMan2000]

I posted this before but I thought you guys would get a kick out of this.

What do drum solos and orgasms have in common?

You know they're coming and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Goport]

Hear about the guitarist who locked himself out of his car?

Took him 4 hours to get the bass player out

[CanyonCarver]

How can you tell a drummer rang your door bell?

He's holding a pizza box

[CanyonCarver]

Why do drummers display drum sticks on the dashboard of their car?

So they legally can park in a handicaped spot

[CanyonCarver]

What do you call a guitarist who got dumped by his girlfriend?

Homeless.