Film Quote Fun :)

[Goport]

post ya fave quotes here - on at a time

name and shame

Everything we own fell off a truck!

[DannyBoy]

this is not so much a "quote" as it is a ****ing speech. But when i first heard it in "The Matrix" i was disturbingly in agreement to an extent. See what you think.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

[Beka4MikE]

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Boondock Saints......

[El_jalepeno]

Pulp Fiction: Jules

Does he look like a bi@&*? Then why you trying to f&%@ him like a bi@&*, Brett? ...

[DannyBoy]

heres another. this time from "Team America: World Police" another quote/speech lol. i nearly passed out laughing at this when i first saw it.

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an azzhole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fooked by dicks. But dicks also fook azzholes: azzholes that just want to sh!t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with azzholes their way. But the only thing that can fook an azzhole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fook too much or fook when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussie to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh!t that they become azzholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from azzholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fook this azzhole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh!t!

Note: i do NOT condone language of this nature. but in a comedy/non serious context . it is hilarious

[wip5150]

From Spinal Tap, the great Bobbi Fleckman and Ian Faith:


Fleckman: "You put a greased, naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist"?
Faith: "This is 1982 Bobbie, come on!"
Fleckman: "That's right, it is 1982! Get out of the '60's. We don't have this mentality anymore."
Faith: "Well you should have seen the cover they wanted to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me."

[FHS]

Billy Batts to Tommy Davito in GoodFellas: "Now go home and get your f%cking shine box."

[3fingers]

...you owe me for one Jelly Donut!!!!!!

(Full Metal Jacket).

[JackThe Riffer]

Blazing Saddles - As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake.

[Carmine]

The GodFather~

[Carmine]

More~

[Figs]

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers.


Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

[Figs]

A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.


Repo Man (1984)

[Figs]

Connie Marble, you stand convicted of *******ism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!


Pink Flamingos (1972)

[Figs]

My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.


Cry-Baby (1990)