Funny Things That Has Happend To You - Guitars101

**linda** · 09-20-2005, 07:55 AM

once i was working on an ice cream van for a friend that had gone on holiday and i had a big queue and this guy came up with his wife all polite and chatty......i said yes please
he said can i have two 69 with raspberry sauce at that i fell in the fridge laughing it was so funny i tried to keep my laugh in but i couldnt. they looked at me as if i was a nutter he didnt realise what he had said and i could not tell him for laughing that was me gone for the full day i couldnt get over it
everytime someone asked for a 99 i started laughing.........

**mewisemagic** · 09-20-2005, 09:51 AM

Last Year when I had to go to Jury duty,The guy in front of Me in line gets up to the metal detector and the bell starts ringing,He re-empties his pockets and takes off a necklace He forgot he has on,Goes back through,Sirens again....Ive got about 10 people in line behind Me and they wont let anyone through till this guy is shaken down,Now they get the wand out and start going over him with that,They finally isolated the area of importance,And after about 20 minutes of being held up by this moron..Me and every one else in line stood by and watched as He and the bailiff headed off to bathroom so He could take his Cock-Ring out

..Now I cant see a metal detector without thinking about a Cock-Ring

Carmine · 09-20-2005, 09:52 AM

BHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!

poor guy!

LMFAO!

Cherry Lawn · 09-20-2005, 10:15 AM

Hey don't laff! That happens with my belly ring all the time. Cept I can just lift my shirt and show um!

BTW~ Linda. 99's RAWK!

Carmine · 09-20-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Cherry Lawn

Hey don't laff! That happens with my belly ring all the time. Cept I can just lift my shirt and show um!

BTW~ Linda. 99's RAWK!

oh my....

**jimmerwoo** · 09-20-2005, 02:39 PM

I worked in an office where the boss was only ever around for the stuff like "Employee awards" and the good stuff. One of the girls in my team, Julie, got the employee award one month and he turned up to present the Award. As company press officer, it was always my job to take the digital fotos and pass them onto the company newsletter. So I sent the pic off in JPG format to the editor.

But I kept a copy of the pic back for myself to photoshop into a picture of my boss complete with open shirt, chest wig, mullet and porn star moustache. I was pretty good on the ol' photoshop and it looked pretty convincing. I was gonna give it to Julie as a joke present. But went on holiday before I could finish it. Never thought anything about it again til I came back from holiday...

While I was away the editor called my office and said the JPG had got corrupted...could they send the pic again. Julie went looking on my harddrive for the pic and ended up sending the wrong one without even checking first.

2 months later the newsletter is printed in full colour, and my boss "The porn star" is shown on the front page presenting this award to the girl. I cant believe to this day the the editor didn't question it. LUCKILY MY BOSS SAW THE FUNNY SIDE...I kept my job, JUST!