Geordie.Home Alone !!??

[Geordie]

Ok guys, my missus is away till Monday with the bairns. I have a curry cooking on the stove as we speak which will last me till Monday and my beer fridge is jam packed. What can i do to make time fly till my clan returns ?? [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

[wahwah]

masturbate.

[Geordie]

Lovely !! I have Paul Rodgers live blasting out and it looks like my neighbours want to join me as they are hammering on my front door Champion!!!

[tony4552]

get beered up mate the go down the toon and hammer some monkey hangers and macums and sand dancers if ya feel upto it

[CanyonCarver]

You mean she didn't leave you with a lost of honey-dos?

Take out the trash
fix the kitchen drain
repaint the bathroom
hang wallpaper
clean the attic
mow the lawn
write thank you cards
go early Xmas shopping
get the cat declawed
get the dog neutered
get a vasectomy
the list goes on

[Riff Addict]

When you are done playing Paul Rodgers, crank up Judas Priest "Screaming for Vengeance" and if you don't have it then shame on you. [img]images/smilies/shame.gif[/img]