An elderly couple in an old people home have had the hots for each other for quite some time. There is a bus trip organized this day and they decide not to go ,stay behind and get it on, anyway......... They wave the rest of the wrinklies off and make their way to the bedroom. When they get there the old boy says,"I havnt done this for quite some time," the old girl replies," Me neither but there is one thing i would raelly like you to do for me, Whats that?" asks the old fella. "Go down on me and eat me,"she replied. "OK" and with that he was southbound.
He'd only been down a couple of seconds and he shot straight back up."WHATS THAT FUCKIN SMELL"!!!????? "Oh, she said, it must be my arthritis."You dont get fuckin arthritis down there,and if you did it would'nt fuckin smell like that ," he replied. "No, she said, its in my shoulder, i cant wipe my arse" !!!!!!!!!!!!