|
George Carlin Wisdom
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery",
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and
politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment!
And last but not least . .
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe
Bryant are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the
one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and
haul
her ass off to jail."
|
Threaded Mode