Gut Buster of the Day

[CanyonCarver]

OZZY IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.
A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.
"NURSE," HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH
YOUR HANDS AND FEET"
HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?"
FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE
HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND SAY'S,
" THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

FINALLY, THE OZZY PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY NICE
BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK

[wahwah]

Hehe!!!! Nice one. How about...A guy brings home a cocksucking frog. His wife says, 'What do I do with that?' He says, 'Teach it to cook and get the fuck out of here!' [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

[Raven]

Holy Shit Wahwah - I just about busted a nut laughing at the frog joke. Now that's a keeper!