Heard a great joke today

[VanMan2000]

There's a guy standing in line at the supermarket behind a woman. He looks over her shoulder to see what she's buying and notices a quart of milk, one stick of butter, a can of cat food and two packs of gum. He says to her,"I can see that you're single." She says, "Yes I am, but how did you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly." Ba-dum-bum [img]images/smilies/afro.gif[/img]