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Old 08-11-2006, 07:58 PM   #1
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HOw the fuck does "yes" sound like "no"?


Explain this to me, it makes no fucking sense at all

Dad: Did you feed the dog today?
Me: No
Dad: Yes?
Me: No

I mean, how the fuck can you confuse "no" with fucking "yes"? Holy shit, how fucked up do you have to be do get them mixed up?
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Old 08-11-2006, 10:56 PM   #2
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I don't know LK but I'm a dad and I think it goes both ways!....Know what I mean?
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Old 08-12-2006, 04:31 AM   #3
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I don't know LK but I'm a dad and I think it goes both ways!....Know what I mean?
No, I don't. Please elaborate
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:09 AM   #4
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Explain this to me, it makes no f**king sense at all

Dad: Did you feed the dog today?
Me: No
Dad: Yes?
Me: No

I mean, how the f**k can you confuse "no" with f**king "yes"? Holy shit, how f**ked up do you have to be do get them mixed up?

Does Dad play a Marshall stack? That could be the cause.

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Old 08-14-2006, 03:57 AM   #5
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I think the bigger question is: Does the person you are thinking is confused pay for any of your equipment or food or roof over your head? If the answer is yes, then he shouldn't even have to ask if you fed the dog because you already would have out of respect for what your dad is doing for you by giving you shelter and food and maybe even buying you guitar strings and picks

Don't get me wrong, I had to become a Dad before I stoped aking such questions as you are, but the road getting there was quite bumpy
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Old 08-14-2006, 08:11 PM   #6
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I think the bigger question is: Does the person you are thinking is confused pay for any of your equipment or food or roof over your head? If the answer is yes, then he shouldn't even have to ask if you fed the dog because you already would have out of respect for what your dad is doing for you by giving you shelter and food and maybe even buying you guitar strings and picks

Don't get me wrong, I had to become a Dad before I stoped aking such questions as you are, but the road getting there was quite bumpy

YEAH BUDDY!!

We don't often agree (not a bad thing ) but in this case, We are definitly on the same page.

Every day I get alittle closer to being my Dad, and every other day it seems like less of a bad thing than it used to.

My Dad is one hell of a guy.

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Old 08-14-2006, 05:02 AM   #7
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Explain this to me, it makes no f**king sense at all

Dad: Did you feed the dog today?
Me: No
Dad: Yes?
Me: No

I mean, how the f**k can you confuse "no" with f**king "yes"? Holy shit, how f**ked up do you have to be do get them mixed up?
Ahh, thatīs what happens with some oriental surnames, No Chang Wong,
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Does Dad play a Marshall stack? That could be the cause.

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No, dad plays a computer with 3 goddamn moniters, don't ask why

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I think the bigger question is: Does the person you are thinking is confused pay for any of your equipment or food or roof over your head? If the answer is yes, then he shouldn't even have to ask if you fed the dog because you already would have out of respect for what your dad is doing for you by giving you shelter and food and maybe even buying you guitar strings and picks

Don't get me wrong, I had to become a Dad before I stoped aking such questions as you are, but the road getting there was quite bumpy
I believe you have misread the topic, the road to better eyesight is quite bumpy

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Ahh, thatīs what happens with some oriental surnames, No Chang Wong,
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Old 08-14-2006, 12:36 PM   #9
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I believe you have misread the topic, the road to better eyesight is quite bumpy
I think what Ej was trying to say is....if your living under your old mans roof, eating his food, being clothed by him, probably having the majority of your existence being sustained by him....you outta damn well respect him, and when he asks you if you fed the dog, your answer should be "yes sir", and that it actually should have been done, not just lip service!!! My old man woulda whipped yer ass for comments like what i see you've written here!!!! Hell, i'd like to do it myself.....You need to learn some respect bro!!!! Stop your sniveling, and feed the f**king dog!!!!!
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I think what Ej was trying to say is....if your living under your old mans roof, eating his food, being clothed by him, probably having the majority of your existence being sustained by him....you outta damn well respect him, and when he asks you if you fed the dog, your answer should be "yes sir", and that it actually should have been done, not just lip service!!! My old man woulda whipped yer ass for comments like what i see you've written here!!!! Hell, i'd like to do it myself.....You need to learn some respect bro!!!! Stop your sniveling, and feed the f**king dog!!!!!
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I think what Ej was trying to say is....if your living under your old mans roof, eating his food, being clothed by him, probably having the majority of your existence being sustained by him....you outta damn well respect him, and when he asks you if you fed the dog, your answer should be "yes sir", and that it actually should have been done, not just lip service!!! My old man woulda whipped yer ass for comments like what i see you've written here!!!! Hell, i'd like to do it myself.....You need to learn some respect bro!!!! Stop your sniveling, and feed the f**king dog!!!!!
Ok, once again another dumbass has not read the topic. It was not about feeding the goddamn dog, it was mixing the word "yes" with the word "no". Not a case in respect, I suggest you shut the fuck up before you make yourself appear a bigger ass than you already are.
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:40 AM   #13
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Ok, once again another dumbass has not read the topic. It was not about feeding the goddamn dog, it was mixing the word "yes" with the word "no". Not a case in respect, I suggest you shut the f**k up before you make yourself appear a bigger ass than you already are.
I suggest that you simmer yourself down before you get yourself in trouble. Those guys are reading beyond your simple question of Yes or No and throwing some advice your way about why they might say something like that. If you are that worried about it why don't you go ask your DAD instead of asking us to answer for him.
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Ok, once again another dumbass has not read the topic. It was not about feeding the goddamn dog, it was mixing the word "yes" with the word "no". Not a case in respect, I suggest you shut the f**k up before you make yourself appear a bigger ass than you already are.

OK dude, I can explain, Your Dad is a dick, he should have said Go feed the dog instead of handing you the answer he wanted.

Your Father was not mistaking your words, he was tellin you "That answer (no), is not acceptable"

Do not shit on people who ARE answering your question. The answer is, your father is tired of you eating his food runnin up his bills and layin around all day instead of helping around the house.

Grow up junior, people here have kids, and understand your DADDY better than you will, till you grow the hell up.


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Ok, once again another dumbass has not read the topic. It was not about feeding the goddamn dog, it was mixing the word "yes" with the word "no". Not a case in respect, I suggest you shut the f**k up before you make yourself appear a bigger ass than you already are.
dude, you're being a f*cking di(k. i suggest you stop now before you turn into one of G101's most hated, dude. i'm sure half of the guys here are at least twice your age, if not triple.
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