05-11-2006, 04:51 AM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 18
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I smoked a banana, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
Febuary--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangter
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------chuck norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because im cool like that
Black------- because thats how i roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because i was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was high.
Other-------Because i'm a ninja.
none------Because i cant control myself
Now type out the sentence you made.
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05-11-2006, 04:56 AM
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Original G
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: on the dance floor
Posts: 11,007
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I did the macarena with a monster because thats how I roll!!
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05-11-2006, 04:57 AM
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"She doesnt remember who you are Brah"
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,185
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I smoked my dog because thats how I roll.... 
Gail,Its great having you around here more often!!!.......Got Roth?  |
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05-11-2006, 05:29 AM
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101 Guru
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,137
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I dry humped a birdbath because im sexy and i do what i want |
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05-11-2006, 05:37 AM
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Yeah, so what?
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Itīs hot here, make that hell?
Posts: 1,733
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Finally I am becoming stupider no more
-the epitaph Paul Erdos wrote for himself
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05-11-2006, 05:50 AM
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"She doesnt remember who you are Brah"
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,185
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Originally Posted by BleedingPinky
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Lmao!!!!! |
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05-11-2006, 05:55 AM
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40 ain't bad
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: NE Ohio
Posts: 111
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I had lunch with a mexican because I'm cool like that.
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Which beer is mine? Am I stripes or solids? :devilchil
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05-11-2006, 10:39 AM
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Original G
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: on the dance floor
Posts: 11,007
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Originally Posted by BleedingPinky
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bhahahahhahahahahahaa..... |
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05-11-2006, 11:30 AM
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Backup Artist
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: central FL
Posts: 185
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I had lunch with an Ipod, because I just can't control myself
hahahahahahahha
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05-19-2006, 10:48 PM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: German living in New Zealand
Posts: 623
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Originally Posted by BleedingPinky
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lmao |
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05-11-2006, 05:38 AM
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Backup Artist
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tasmania, Australia
Posts: 150
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I yelled at a stuffed animal because I was drunk. (Take note though, I normally wear a black shirt).
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Yamaha Pacifica 512 guitar
Onyx "Black Beaty" Les Paul copy
ZOOM G2.1u pedal
And...*bows head in shame*....a samick amp...
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05-11-2006, 05:49 AM
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Some Heads are gonna Roll
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 2,946
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I ran over a ninja because I was drunk.  |
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05-11-2006, 03:15 PM
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Down With The Sickness
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: places
Posts: 1,283
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05-11-2006, 11:45 PM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Tobacco Rd.
Posts: 515
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I sang to an Ipod cause I hate myself! 
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I act like I want to, not like I should!
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05-12-2006, 05:32 PM
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excess to requirements
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portsmouth, England
Posts: 7,378
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Originally Posted by ironman1919
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you know.. this says a lot about you 
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"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
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No way!!
Hybrid Mode
