I want an M-Chip

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You have your basic V-chip, that blocks off certain channels and who knows what else. But what about a chip, that blocks off really shitty commercials? How about that? Same damn advertising for that stupid movie you don't like? Get the M-chip! Mutes the hell out of that particular commercial until it's over! Or maybe, you really don't like being fooled by those damn Geico commercials. Well, now you can mute that motherfucker! "Hmm, so this isn't the President's speech to the country? Oh damn, it's that damn lizard again"

Yet, this chip does not exist. I wish it did, who else wants an M-chip?