If you're from Louisiana... LOCK UP YOUR ANIMALS!

From Chuck Shepherds fantastic "News of the Wierd"
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

Among MANY other questions I have regarding this snippet of news... What the HELL do you do if you're the police officer responding to this call?!?!?! [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

Bad Week in Louisiana for Barnyard Animals:

Austin Gullette, 45, was arrested on Aug. 31 in West Monroe, La., after his sister caught him allegedly having sex with one of her three pigs. Two days later about 100 miles away in Florien, La., Timothy Garner, 35, was arrested after being spotted inside a henhouse, allegedly having sex with a chicken. (A sheriff's official in the West Monroe case said he had never before, in his 29-year career, seen a case of a man having sex with a pig, but then he added, to a Monroe News Star reporter, that of course there were cases involving men with "dogs, donkeys and sheep.") [News Star, 9-1-04] [Town Talk (Alexandria), 9-4-04]

[VHF]

Van Man...have you been visiting the South lately??? [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

[Missy]

I hope the Pig and Chicken take them both to court!!!!!

[TopJimmy78]

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I hope the Pig and Chicken take them both to court!!!!!

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LMFAO!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

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I hope the Pig and Chicken take them both to court!!!!!

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They've got a firm case... although I'm not sure there are any previous rulings to act as precident. [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

[3fingers]

"Lassie...get off my leg and read this....see things really could be worse..." [img]images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif[/img] woof woof!!!

[VanMan2000]

I have been as far South as North Carolina so any Bayou indescretions can not be blamed on me. On the other hand, Wiz was missing for a bit.........hmmmmmmm?

[TopJimmy78]

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I have been as far South as North Carolina so any Bayou indescretions can not be blamed on me. On the other hand, Wiz was missing for a bit.........hmmmmmmm?

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LMFAO!!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

[sphill]

When you say south, don't you mean the southern hemisphere. The New Zealanders have been known to fancy the odd sheep or flock....Don't say I didn't warn you!

And BTW, EvH was that you at the gas station the other day setting off that fire in Ohio?

[mickey_g107]

hahah yeh Kiwis love the sheep, but they call it Focking not fucking [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] and they call it legal and fun not illegal and twisted...sorry kiwis!

[JackThe Riffer]

If you point the sheep towards the edge of a cliff it will push back. [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]