Investment tips for 2005

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2005...it's some hot stuff.





INVESTMENT TIPS

.... for all of you with any money left In the
wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, be aware
of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2005.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.


4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa


5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become: FedUP.


6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!


9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang