Joke for today............ - Guitars101

**Rocker35** · 02-16-2005, 08:48 AM

A guy was driving around and he saw a sign in front of a house: "Old Talking Dog for Sale." He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went around to the backyard and saw a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asked.
"Yep," the Lab said.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looked up & replied, "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young, & I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift and, in no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies & world leaders, because no one figured that a dog could be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at an airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy was amazed. He went into the house and asked

the owner what he wanted for the dog. "Ten dollars."

The guy replied, "This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

" 'cause he's a liar! He didn't do any of that shit..."