Kindergarten
A Kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first
little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class and,
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat
back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. "It's a period,"
he replied.
I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting
about a period?"
"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning, my sister was
missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy
next door joined the Navy."
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