Ladies Ladies Ladies

HungLikeAHorse · 08-22-2004, 11:12 AM

I have traveled the universe in search of new and improved techniques in the art of making luv. I have laid down with the 4 breasted women of Cibelius 7, I have learned the art of Tantric Kanoodling from the Wampapoepoe bitches on Shangunanunga and I can increase the size of my penis to 12 inches with just a thought. (Thank you Mr. GH@#!rt$%). What does this mean to you? It means I can help. Gentlemen, does your woman make you beg for just a little sha ne ne? I can help. Ladies, does your man come up short in more ways than one? Awww yeah, I can help. And just remember this ladies, ALL my skeezas hit the HIGH notes. I am here to use my knowledge for funk, not evil. [img]images/smilies/afro.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/music487.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/afro.gif[/img]

ericgtr · 08-22-2004, 11:23 AM

HLAH, welcome to our community. You appear to have the knowledge many of us seek!

redemption · 08-22-2004, 11:58 AM

Beka4MikE · 08-22-2004, 11:59 AM

ditto redemption......wtf? hello though

**guitarwizard2003** · 08-22-2004, 11:59 AM

where this guy come from [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

HungLikeAHorse · 08-22-2004, 12:26 PM

The question is not where I came from, but where I've been and where I'm going? And if you're not careful it could be your ladies place. When the booty is in need take heed, all of you. I'm here to help but don't mock me. Ask your girls, they'll tell ya'll. My reputation precedes me.

**DLYNN** · 08-22-2004, 12:33 PM

The question is, how long have you been living in denial?

HungLikeAHorse · 08-22-2004, 12:41 PM

It's like this, I'm kind of like the Jesus Christ of Love. Some will accept my message and my knowledge with open arms, others will mock me. Fear not my loyal disciples, the Funk always prevails.

**guitarwizard2003** · 08-22-2004, 12:42 PM

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The question is not where I came from, but where I've been and where I'm going? And if you're not careful it could be your ladies place. When the booty is in need take heed, all of you. I'm here to help but don't mock me. Ask your girls, they'll tell ya'll. My reputation precedes me.

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hope you carry a bigger stick then the one you carry in your avavtar if you plan on messin with my woman [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

**DLYNN** · 08-22-2004, 12:45 PM

Hmmm the way you talk up your game, are you telling us, or reassuring yourself? As a female, I think it sounds like a load of shit to me. And what's with the funk prevailing? Are you the new Austin Powers of today? Cause if so, your mojo's weak.

HungLikeAHorse · 08-22-2004, 12:47 PM

Don't sweat the mojo lady, it's 190 proof liquid love, it burns to the touch, makes ya sweat too much!!

**DLYNN** · 08-22-2004, 12:51 PM

Better get out the knee highed boots, shit's getting deep.

HungLikeAHorse · 08-22-2004, 12:55 PM

"shit's getting deep" I've heard that before some where? Hmmm, where was that? Oh yeah, my lady friend was saying that but inbetween she was screaming my name and shaking like a Hobart mixer.

**Missy** · 08-22-2004, 01:04 PM

Ok, so you can increase it to 12" (far to big for comfort as far as Im concerned), and you have studied the theory of Tantric Sex. So what, if you don't know how to court a lady then you havent got a chance.

Personality, Sensuality, Honesty and a good sense of humour is what is needed (well for me anyway) and someone that brags what they got and what they can do usually haven't got and can't do!

phil28uk · 08-22-2004, 02:16 PM

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"shit's getting deep" I've heard that before some where? Hmmm, where was that? Oh yeah, my lady friend was saying that but inbetween she was screaming my name and shaking like a Hobart mixer.

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Hello Brainpolice [img]images/smilies/shame.gif[/img]