Me favourite joke...
This one ALWAYS makes me laugh, and I don't know why.
For some reason, when I was driving back from taking the missus to work, I remembered this joke. Jeez, I was pissing myself laughing all the way back. I can guarantee that by the time I finish this post, I will be laughing my arse off once again !!!
So here goes....
A bunch of young Vampire Bats are going out for their first unaccompanied feed one night. This means thay have to go and find their own sources of blood without guidance from the older bats.
So off go all the young bats.
One by one they return, unsuccessful, apart from one young bat, who has blood dripping from his mouth and fangs.
The other bats cannot understand where the blood has come from and beg him to show them.
Reluctantly, he agrees. He tells them to follow him.
He flies out of the bat cave and up over the hill, across the fields and over the small town. Across the river he continues to fly and then parallel to the busy road, he takes a sharp turn and files above the road and over another field, all the other young bats following him.
In the distance there is a forest. He continues to fly until he comes to the first tree in the forest where he stops and hovers just in front of it. It does not take long until all of the other young bats are hovering next to him in front of the tree, eager to discover the source of the fresh blood.
The young bat says to all the other young bats :
"<font color="yellow">You see this tree here ?</font> "
"<font color="red">Yes</font> ", the other young bats reply in unison.
To which the young bat says,
"<font color="yellow">Well I f*ck*n' DIDN'T !!!</font> "
That's it. I'm gone again !!!