Men's Public Restrooms Rant

[The Ulnarian]

Ok here's a brain teaser that I've been mulling over for quite awhile. I still can't come to a satisifactory answer so I'll let you guys discuss it. I consider myself a fairly hygenic guy so I assume most other people are too. However, why is it that public restrooms are guaranteed to have: (1) Urine stains on the toilet seat (jesus, isn't that what stand-up urinals are for, and if you're not enough of a man to use those is it too much to ask to lift up the toilet seat?) and (2) fecal matter located in various places that it has no right belonging in? Doesn't matter where they are located, public restrooms are always nasty (at least in America).

I can only hypothesize these following theories:

1. People who can't control their direct their bodily functions are using the toilet and not bothering to pick up after themselves (i.e. mentally handicapped, small children). But this isn't always the case as even the toilets at my LAW SCHOOL!! were filthy. So educated people must be spreading their nastyiness as well.

2. People just don't realize that they've crapped all over a toilet seat (i.e drunkeness, mind-altering drugs...)

3. Fecophilia is a much more common disease than I think.

Or

4. People just dont give a crap.

Anyone else have any different theories??

Oh yeah, and please, for the love of god, pick up after yourself.





*BTW, curiously there is one public restroom that is always clean for me, if you're in public I'd highly suggest the Border's restroom.

[Sunnie]

Im so glad you posted this. People dont stop to think how nasty that is when you have to go but cant cause you have to clean it up before you sit! It just really is beyond me to think that even in the womens bathroom you find stuff like this! gross!

[stingx]

Dude, it boggles the mind. I work at a multi-billion dollar asset management firm and, even in such an environment, I have seen some horrendous shit (forgive the pun) take place in the men's room. What I have seen ranges from snots flung/stuck to the mirror or surrounding wall tiles to bloody tissues left in sinks. By far the most disturbing of all is every so often I notice what can only be described as "anal explosions" on the shitters. What do I mean?...it looks like whoever used the shitter lost his asshole in it. There is an ungodly SPLATTER of fecal matter all over the inside of the bowl and it even gets under the lid!!! It's unbelievable and makes me want to set up a camera to identify the person responsible. Geez...not only is it beyond unsightly, but the sick son of a bitch who does stinks up the room so badly that you have to have a priest come over and perform an exorcism.

[The Ulnarian]

Originally Posted by stingx

Dude, it boggles the mind. I work at a multi-billion dollar asset management firm and, even in such an environment, I have seen some horrendous shit (forgive the pun) take place in the men's room. What I have seen ranges from snots flung/stuck to the mirror or surrounding wall tiles to bloody tissues left in sinks. By far the most disturbing of all is every so often I notice what can only be described as "anal explosions" on the shitters. What do I mean?...it looks like whoever used the shitter lost his asshole in it. There is an ungodly SPLATTER of fecal matter all over the inside of the bowl and it even gets under the lid!!! It's unbelievable and makes me want to set up a camera to identify the person responsible. Geez...not only is it beyond unsightly, but the sick son of a bitch who does stinks up the room so badly that you have to have a priest come over and perform an exorcism.

LMFAO-I feel your pain.

[Geordie]

I Blame this guy !!!!!!!!

[Hand of Cobain]

You know Uln, you should really think about making a Rant page It works wonders...
Best Rant Page ever i think...

[Stiglar]

Originally Posted by Hand of Cobain

You know Uln, you should really think about making a Rant page It works wonders...
Best Rant Page ever i think...

now THAT was funny ! ..

awesome page !

[El_jalepeno]

Doesn't matter where they are located, public restrooms are always nasty (at least in America). That's because we don't have a Socialistic givernment handing out shit clean up duty just so someone has a job.

I can only hypothesize these following theories:

1. But this isn't always the case as even the toilets at my LAW SCHOOL!! were filthy. You are mistaken, these are all future lawyers. Please leave them alone.

2. People just don't realize that they've crapped all over a toilet seat (i.e drunkeness, mind-altering drugs...)
Man, we all have been here so I can't say anything

3. Fecophilia is a much more common disease than I think. Predominantly in Germany

Or

4. People just dont give a crap. They do. Hence this discussion.

Anyone else have any different theories?? See above.



O'Hare Airport in Chicago is a nice place to float a biscuit because the toilet seats automatically swap out the ass-wrap so if someone's ass did explode, simply wave your ass in front of the little red eye.







*BTW, curiously there is one public restroom that is always clean for me, if you're in public I'd highly suggest the Border's restroom.

[Lydian]

Nope. Instead, we opt for a "capitolism" or "republic" disguised as a democracy. Oh well.