Q: What's the difference between
Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house:
They found class A drugs in his kitchen,
Class B drugs in his living room and
Class 5C in his bedroom.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
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