06-18-2003, 10:14 AM
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That howlin' sumbitch
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Myterious questions that scream for answers
Closely associated with 'things that make you go hmmmm..." is the genre of "things that make sou say WTF?!?!?!"
Some things are just unexplainable or too fucked up to let go unquestioned. Here's a start - feel free to add your own. [img]images/smilies/icon_cool.gif[/img]
Why has Aaron Neville never had that damned ugly thing removed from his eyebrow? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart... [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]
Why are White Castle sliders so appealing, anyway?
Why do some dogs eat their own poop? [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img]
What the fuck was that Star Wars kid thinking when he posted that video for people to see and mess with? [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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06-18-2003, 10:22 AM
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Resident Jackass
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
I'll attempt to answer Wolf.
1. Aaron Neville - That's not a mole or a wart. It's actually Aaron's twin brother Cecil. To have it removed would be fratricide.
2. Han Solo and the thin chick - My guess is that he wanted some strange and she was convenient. I really don't see the appeal here as Dr. Jones could do much better.
3. White Castle - they are small and greasy (insert your own joke here).
4. Doggies and poop - This is indeed difficult. My guess is that they dig the smell (my dog digs ANY smell) and just let nature take its course.
5. Star Wars kid - Dunno. What a dipshit, though.
I'll add a few:
What is the appeal of Fifty Cent?
How in the hell to bell bottom jeans make a fashion comeback?
When I go to Subway, why is my samich 97% lettuce and bread?
What is the opposite of milk?
All for now.
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06-18-2003, 10:22 AM
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Metal Missionary
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
Here's another one.
Why are the moles on Lemmy Kilmister's face growing larger every year?
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06-18-2003, 10:34 AM
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That howlin' sumbitch
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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What is the appeal of Fifty Cent?
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None here. LOL [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img] Same as all the other shit out there now I guess.
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How in the hell to bell bottom jeans make a fashion comeback?
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Ugh. That's a real sore spot for me. I HATE HATE HATE any 70's fashion. I am so tired of looking at slacker wardrobes , and it's the damn designers that are on crack. You realize we have been inundated with that crap ever since grunge gave way to it in the early 90's? That is far too long for a fashion trend that is the worst of the 20th century to last. [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img] What exactly is the appeal of looking like one of the Brady kids or Bert and Ernie? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]
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When I go to Subway, why is my samich 97% lettuce and bread?
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Honest answer - they are cheap bastards keeping their costs down. Suspicious answer - because if you eat nothing but lettuce, you will lose weight and then they can claim their menu is healthy and support it with your results. [img]images/smilies/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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What is the opposite of milk?
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Obviously,"klim" is not the answer. I have no idea.
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06-18-2003, 10:36 AM
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That howlin' sumbitch
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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CanyonCarver said:
Here's another one.
Why are the moles on Lemmy Kilmister's face growing larger every year?
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OMG! Is he not the ugliest man alive?? LOL To think ala wip5150, those are not moles, they are SPAWN. [img]images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif[/img]
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06-18-2003, 08:56 PM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Cottage Grove, Oregon
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
Ok, here's one for you. How about when you want something really cold to drink and at the time cant have alchohol, and dont want anything sweet, so your choice is:
A) water
B) milk or
C) Tomato juice? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]
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06-19-2003, 05:23 AM
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Resident Jackass
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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Sunnie said:
Ok, here's one for you. How about when you want something really cold to drink and at the time cant have alchohol, and dont want anything sweet, so your choice is:
A) water
B) milk or
C) Tomato juice? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]
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Sunnie, gotta go with water here. Milk is a morning beverage only and should be mixed with chocolate sauce or poured over a rice or corn sweetened cereal. Tomato juice is the work of Lucifer and I can't reccommend that anyone actually drink it.
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06-19-2003, 10:30 AM
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
Why does DLR still wear spandex?
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06-19-2003, 10:32 AM
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That howlin' sumbitch
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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Why does DLR still wear spandex?
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Probably not for the same reasons as in the past. Must have something to do with "suuport" now. [img]images/smilies/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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06-19-2003, 10:58 AM
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Resident Jackass
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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Why does DLR still wear spandex?
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Because his body is bootylicious? Sorry, couldn't resist although the thought does make me ill. Violently.
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06-21-2003, 07:46 PM
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101 Guru
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
why does Eric wanna be the light saber guy?
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06-22-2003, 11:22 AM
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Resident Jackass
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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why does Eric wanna be the light saber guy?
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You mean Eric's NOT the light saber guy? [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]
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06-22-2003, 07:38 PM
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101 Guru
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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wip5150 said:
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Sunnie said:
why does Eric wanna be the light saber guy?
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You mean Eric's NOT the light saber guy? [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]
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LOL, that's really funny, dude. LMAO. no
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06-23-2003, 08:47 AM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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Wolfman said:
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart... [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]
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Man, someone has to feed her! She was fading away into "oblivion" [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 08:54 AM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Myterious questions that scream for answers
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Wolfman said:
Why do some dogs eat their own poop? [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img]
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Sick story...the other day me and the wife come home from work. Dog is all happy as hell to see us as usual. So Mrs Chewi picks up the dog and says "Gimme a kiss" and so of course Joey kisses her and sweet Jesus she can't put him down fast enough and just about gags. Seems his breath didn't smell quite like dog food........litte guy was in the litter box eating kitty's turds [img]images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif[/img]
Oh, the Horror!
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