Myterious questions that scream for answers

Wolfman · 06-18-2003, 11:14 AM

Closely associated with 'things that make you go hmmmm..." is the genre of "things that make sou say WTF?!?!?!"

Some things are just unexplainable or too fucked up to let go unquestioned. Here's a start - feel free to add your own. [img]images/smilies/icon_cool.gif[/img]

Why has Aaron Neville never had that damned ugly thing removed from his eyebrow? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart... [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

Why are White Castle sliders so appealing, anyway?

Why do some dogs eat their own poop? [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img]

What the fuck was that Star Wars kid thinking when he posted that video for people to see and mess with? [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

wip5150 · 06-18-2003, 11:22 AM

I'll attempt to answer Wolf.

1. Aaron Neville - That's not a mole or a wart. It's actually Aaron's twin brother Cecil. To have it removed would be fratricide.

2. Han Solo and the thin chick - My guess is that he wanted some strange and she was convenient. I really don't see the appeal here as Dr. Jones could do much better.

3. White Castle - they are small and greasy (insert your own joke here).

4. Doggies and poop - This is indeed difficult. My guess is that they dig the smell (my dog digs ANY smell) and just let nature take its course.

5. Star Wars kid - Dunno. What a dipshit, though.

I'll add a few:

What is the appeal of Fifty Cent?

How in the hell to bell bottom jeans make a fashion comeback?

When I go to Subway, why is my samich 97% lettuce and bread?

What is the opposite of milk?

All for now.

Wolfman · 06-18-2003, 11:34 AM

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What is the appeal of Fifty Cent?

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None here. LOL [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img] Same as all the other shit out there now I guess.

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How in the hell to bell bottom jeans make a fashion comeback?

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Ugh. That's a real sore spot for me. I HATE HATE HATE any 70's fashion. I am so tired of looking at slacker wardrobes , and it's the damn designers that are on crack. You realize we have been inundated with that crap ever since grunge gave way to it in the early 90's? That is far too long for a fashion trend that is the worst of the 20th century to last. [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img] What exactly is the appeal of looking like one of the Brady kids or Bert and Ernie? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

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When I go to Subway, why is my samich 97% lettuce and bread?

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Honest answer - they are cheap bastards keeping their costs down. Suspicious answer - because if you eat nothing but lettuce, you will lose weight and then they can claim their menu is healthy and support it with your results. [img]images/smilies/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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What is the opposite of milk?

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Obviously,"klim" is not the answer. I have no idea.

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**CanyonCarver** · 06-18-2003, 11:22 AM

Here's another one.
Why are the moles on Lemmy Kilmister's face growing larger every year?

Wolfman · 06-18-2003, 11:36 AM

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Here's another one.
Why are the moles on Lemmy Kilmister's face growing larger every year?

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OMG! Is he not the ugliest man alive?? LOL To think ala wip5150, those are not moles, they are SPAWN. [img]images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif[/img]

**Sunnie** · 06-18-2003, 09:56 PM

Ok, here's one for you. How about when you want something really cold to drink and at the time cant have alchohol, and dont want anything sweet, so your choice is:
A) water
B) milk or
C) Tomato juice? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

wip5150 · 06-19-2003, 06:23 AM

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Sunnie said:
Ok, here's one for you. How about when you want something really cold to drink and at the time cant have alchohol, and dont want anything sweet, so your choice is:
A) water
B) milk or
C) Tomato juice? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

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Sunnie, gotta go with water here. Milk is a morning beverage only and should be mixed with chocolate sauce or poured over a rice or corn sweetened cereal. Tomato juice is the work of Lucifer and I can't reccommend that anyone actually drink it.

06-19-2003, 11:30 AM

Why does DLR still wear spandex?

Chewi · 06-23-2003, 09:47 AM

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Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart... [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

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Man, someone has to feed her! She was fading away into "oblivion" [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

Chewi · 06-23-2003, 09:54 AM

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Why do some dogs eat their own poop? [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img]

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Sick story...the other day me and the wife come home from work. Dog is all happy as hell to see us as usual. So Mrs Chewi picks up the dog and says "Gimme a kiss" and so of course Joey kisses her and sweet Jesus she can't put him down fast enough and just about gags. Seems his breath didn't smell quite like dog food........litte guy was in the litter box eating kitty's turds [img]images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif[/img]
Oh, the Horror!

**Sunnie** · 06-23-2003, 07:44 PM

lol, oh my god, that's terrible! Just sickening to think of, especially those of us with weak stomachs.(me). I can't even change a litter box!

Wolfman · 06-23-2003, 09:53 PM

LOL! Yeah, it's totally sick to think about. I guess it's one of those things that is sooooo freaky that you can't help but laugh about it. Not in a sense of "bwwaaar haarrra harrr, look whut he's doin'.." , but rather that it is so weird you can't help but laugh - I guess partially out of discomfort.

Here's a funny story that's kind of related:

One of my dogs is a notorious escapee from fenced yards, and the ex and I used to freak out everytime she wasn't visible . We'd be looking under the beds, the couches, checking the fence for openings, the whole nine yards. we used to say her favorite band was "Tom Pet-Me and the Yard-Breakers" (ha ha ha, I know it's funny..admit it). Anyway, we found out that one of her favorite spots to "relax" was lying in the cat's litter box near the crawlspace in our house because it was nice and cool down there. Mind you, the litter box was a formality - the cat never used it because it was outside all the time. Pretty damn funny to find a dog curled up in a litter box as if it were a bed. [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

06-24-2003, 02:40 PM

Why do men think that they can sneak in a quick crotch adjustment and no one will notice? [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

wip5150 · 06-24-2003, 02:44 PM

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Why do men think that they can sneak in a quick crotch adjustment and no one will notice? [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

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Because we're men. Add that to the fact that the crotch adjustment is necessary to avoid the unpleasantness a hot, humid day can wield on an unsuspecting penis.

**mewisemagic** · 02-14-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

Closely associated with 'things that make you go hmmmm..." is the genre of "things that make sou say WTF?!?!?!"

Some things are just unexplainable or too fucked up to let go unquestioned. Here's a start - feel free to add your own. [img]images/smilies/icon_cool.gif[/img]

Why has Aaron Neville never had that damned ugly thing removed from his eyebrow? [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart... [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

Why are White Castle sliders so appealing, anyway?

Why do some dogs eat their own poop? [img]images/smilies/icon_mad.gif[/img]

What the fuck was that Star Wars kid thinking when he posted that video for people to see and mess with? [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]

Wolf....That's some funny shit!!Aaron Neville's mole....LMAO!!