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Old 10-28-2004, 09:25 PM   #1
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Penis Facts


These are some ‘education facts’ But if there not appropriate go ahead and delete the post.
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Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:34 PM   #2
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Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

Bunch of lyin' sombitches!
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:36 PM   #3
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lol I will plea the 5th on that one
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:40 PM   #4
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a funny way to end this:







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a non-funny way to end this:





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Old 10-28-2004, 09:46 PM   #5
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A better way to end it....
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Old 10-28-2004, 10:07 PM   #6
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LOL.........eeeek
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:54 AM   #7
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Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

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Old 10-29-2004, 06:34 AM   #8
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well....im going to share something with you....i have recieved a video of a guy that seriously blows for a solid 3 mins! this chick is doing her pornstar thing and he is seirously going for 3 mins of ejaculations too! id share it but...you know....if you wanna see it ill gladly send it to ya
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Old 10-29-2004, 07:32 AM   #9
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Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

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LMFAO! Fill er up
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