Almost anyone growing up in the 70's and 80's had their parents spoon feed them "wholesome" entertainment such as Grease the Movie and Smokey and the Bandit. But have you paid attention to what you were really subjected to?
Take the song "Greased Lightning" from Grease with Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta:
"You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit"
"...the chicks'll cream for grease lightning "
"...she's a real pussy wagon"
What about all the "beaver" talk in
Smokey and the Bandit?
Beaver this and
Beaver that... There's a lot of beaver discussion...
But yet we would get the crap beat out of us sneaking a peek at
Animal House or the shower scene in
Stripes. How could it not be natural to have pondered if somewhere in my Hot Wheels collection, I too have a "pussy wagon"? Was it foul to wonder if I to have "Greased Lightning" to offer Mary Hall in the back of the coat closet at school?
(Mary, by the way, was a girl that every guy would stand in line to goose in the coat closet at the end of the day. That all stopped when I was humbly chosen to be Mary's "ball-grab" of such intensity and fierceness that even the Gods cried that day...)
What about the Smurfs? Smurfette was the only chick for hundreds, maybe thousands of feet, and everybody loved her. Did this not instill a thought of well-being of the many to one aspect, or dare I say, Gang Bang, among the Smurfs?
Even my own baby sitter having her boyfriend over and I black-mailing her to let me watch them make out rather than tell my parents subjected me to such perversions. Hell I didn't know any better, and puberty hit me early... I just knew if I didn't ask, then I would forever regret not seeing Linda Wesbecher get her melons squeezed like lemons on a hot, sunny day.
Maybe that is why I was chosen as the ball-grab
But this isn't about me. What else have you seen in the media or life that made you do a double take after you had time to think, "What the fuck was that about???"?
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