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Old 04-20-2006, 01:00 PM   #1
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Phony doctor gives free breast exams


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Phony doctor gives free breast exams Thu Apr 20, 11:40 AM ET

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:01 PM   #2
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This guy must be a better actor than I am, I couldn't get anyone to fall for this....
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:17 PM   #3
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How funny, its amazing how ignorant the general public is about some things....
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:26 PM   #4
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I can't say I condone what he did but damn...pretty dumb chicks.
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:44 PM   #5
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You know whats funny, if a woman came to men's door offering to "fondle" them for medical purposes, there would probably be no complaint filed...
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Old 04-20-2006, 02:00 PM   #6
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The worse part is that it makes us professionals who are trained to perform door-to-door breast exams look bad...

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Old 04-20-2006, 03:40 PM   #7
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:19 PM   #8
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This guy must be a better actor than I am, I couldn't get anyone to fall for this....
lmao...
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:58 PM   #9
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:21 PM   #10
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Good Lord!!!! so thats where he's been!!!! Grampa!!! get back to Shady Acre's!!! Mildred say's it's meatloaf onight!!....you no how much you like that!!!!
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Old 04-22-2006, 12:58 AM   #11
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The worse part is that it makes us professionals who are trained to perform door-to-door breast exams look bad...

nice one! LOL!
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Old 04-22-2006, 07:01 AM   #12
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That's too funny...I can not believe a woman would let a stranger come into her home! I was watching Jay Leno last night and he was joking about it in his monologue!
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Old 04-22-2006, 07:09 AM   #13
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That's too funny...I can not believe a woman would let a stranger come into her home!
Believe it or not it happens
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I wish to be so lucky as to have a hot chick go door to door in my neighborhood giving free testicular exams...
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:07 PM   #15
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yes that would be great for that to happen because the woman wouldn't have to worry about sexual assault charges being laid against her lol and it wouldn't be bad getting it for free! lol
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