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Points to ponder.....
Q: Whats the difference between a guitarist and a trust fund?
A: A Trust fund matures and eventually gets some money.
Q- How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Seven- one to screw in the bulb, and six to write a song about how much they miss the old one.
Q- How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A- Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
you can tell that was written by some one over 30..........
Q: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
A: Because most shops close by six thirty.
Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.
A Customer walks into a new shop on his street that sell brains.There are three glass cases,each containing a kilos worth of nice wet quivering grey brain. The first one says "Astrophysicist", and it costs $10. The second says "Avon Salesman" and costs $1000. The third says "Drummer" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson. "why is it that the kilo of drummer's brains is so damned expensive?" he asked, the shop keep said,
"Do you know how many drummers it takes to get a kilo of brains?"
A guy walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a
Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Duh, yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."
Q. How do you get a guitar player to player quieter?
A. Give him some sheet music.
Q - How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
A - None...they just steal somebody else's light
Q: How does a jazz guitar player make a million dollars?
A: He starts with 2 million!
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