11-19-2004, 05:55 AM
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Some Heads are gonna Roll
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Central Texas
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Really stupid joke
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices a large steering wheel sticking out of the top of his pants. The pirate walks up and orders a beer....the bartender says sure I'll give you a beer but first you have to tell me why there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants???
The pirate replies: Aarghhh! It drives me nuts!
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11-19-2004, 06:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2003
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A man walks into a bar and says, "OW !"
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11-19-2004, 06:50 AM
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Some Heads are gonna Roll
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Central Texas
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Originally Posted by mondola
A man walks into a bar and says, "OW !"
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11-19-2004, 10:08 AM
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drunken loser!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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A Horse Walks Into A Bar, The Landlord Says "hey Whats With The Long Face"
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waiting for something cool to happen.......
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11-19-2004, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Originally Posted by mondola
A man walks into a bar and says, "OW !"
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three guys walk into a bar and say, "ouch" youd think one of them woulda seen it! |
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11-28-2004, 09:23 AM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Shorty
Shortest Musician Joke:
Three Musicians pass a bar.
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11-28-2004, 09:36 AM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: Nov 2004
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So one day these two guys were walking down a street..........i forget the rest but your mothers a hor
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11-28-2004, 03:04 PM
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Crazy Admin
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally Posted by Bainer
So one day these two guys were walking down a street..........i forget the rest but your mothers a hor
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ahhh celebrity jeopardy at it's best hehe |
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11-28-2004, 03:48 PM
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Yankees Suck!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Massachusetts
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2 hats are hanging on a hat rack. One hat turns to the other and says: "You go on ahead, I'll stay here".
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11-28-2004, 05:36 PM
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Rebel XTi
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South Carolina
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Two nuts walk into a bar.....one was a salted (assulted)
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11-28-2004, 07:25 PM
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a chimp had a son, what did his brother say?
well ill be a monkeys uncle
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11-28-2004, 08:58 PM
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Toastmaster General
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Philadelphia
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A guy's sitting at a bar when he hears someone say "Hey you look nice today." He looks around and sees no one. He then hears "Wow, that's a really nice shirt." Again, he looks around and sees no one. He then hears, "I love what you've done with your hair." He can't take it anymore so he finally asks the bartender if he hears the voices too, and the bartender replies, "Yes I did, it's the pretzels. They're complimentary."
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"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
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11-28-2004, 09:44 PM
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that joke couldn't have been more toast master.....hahaha i loved that one
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12-03-2004, 07:54 AM
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Two strips of tarmac sat in a bar. A red strip of tarmac comes in, smashes the place up, screams obsceneties, and then leaves.
The two srips of tarmac are shocked and disturbed that this has been allowed to happen, so they voice their feelings to the barman.
"Ah, don't worry about him", says the barman, "He's a Cycle-Path !"
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Two ordinary sweets are sat in a bar. A green lozenge walks in, smashes the place up, screams obscenities, and then leaves.
The two sweets are shocked and disturbed that this has been allowed to happen, so they voice their feelings to the barman.
"Ah, don't worry about him", says the barman, "He's fookin Menthol !"
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12-03-2004, 10:33 AM
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Some Heads are gonna Roll
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Central Texas
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Another joke
A lonely man goes to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks the man what kind of problem he's having.
The man replies, "I have trouble making friends....YOU C*CKSUCKER!!"
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