Scientific Discoveries by Small Boys

[El_jalepeno]

If you have small boys, this information is probably not new to you...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Don't try any of these at home

[rain]

Originally Posted by El_jalepeno

If you have small boys, this information is probably not new to you...


3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.

My son is 5 now...He actually started his first day of school today..Yes i CRIED!......Anyways this is great EJ...The ones here my son actually has expierenced,lol..It was quite an adventure everytime too

[Rythameen]

LOL.................really LOL...................it brings back a lot of memories, some of which didn't seem funny at the time.

[Warped]

It's all funny as hell as long as it isn't happening to me!

[(LK)]

Whoa

[Captain Spasm]

Been there ... Done that ... bought the T shirt!!

Thanks George

BTW - we have 3 boys and 2 cats!!