12-23-2004, 11:32 AM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: May 2004
Location: North Korea
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Seagal vs. Van Damme?
Ok, in their prime, who would win in a fight?
Steven Seagal or Jean Claude Van Damme?
My money is on Seagal 
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12-23-2004, 12:19 PM
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Napoleon Dynamite
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Land of Cement Shoes
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Van Damme might be the biggest pussy on the planet. Chuck Zito knocked him down with one punch in an altercation years back at Scores. I think Seagal would mop the floors with him.
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12-23-2004, 12:25 PM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Alabama, USA
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seagal hands down. and hes just cooler. 
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12-23-2004, 12:32 PM
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Goddess of 101
Join Date: Jun 2004
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I think either of them should come to a fight with a bomb strapped to themselves. Then blow them both up. Both horrible actors with egos with no reason. lol
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12-23-2004, 12:44 PM
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Backup Artist
Join Date: Mar 2004
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It would be one gressy hair gel affair of a fight.... I'll give it to Seagal if it doesn't last more then two minutes after that van damme would take him.... Bruce  would take them all... Jet li  is the only one left that can actually fight |
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12-23-2004, 01:02 PM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Seaham
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Actually Wesley Snipes would kill them all. He is trained in Jeet Kune Do and is as fast as Bruce Lee was. He's an animal.
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12-23-2004, 01:14 PM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: May 2003
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Van Damme would totally win. Wasn't Seagal always busy being a cook in his movies? Maybe he could whip out some pancakes, but the Van Man would scramble Seagals eggs.
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12-26-2004, 07:54 AM
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guilty of.....
GUILTY OF CONTINUOUSLLY PUSHING THE REWIND BUTTON WHEN VANDAMN DOES THATSPLIT ON THE WASHER AND DRYER.........I LOVE PAUSE MORE.  |
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12-26-2004, 08:05 AM
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I am a meat popsicle
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New Orleans, LA
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Jackie Chan is god!! But I would pull for Segal given the two choices.
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12-26-2004, 09:47 AM
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~Free Will~
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Well!!!!..BRUCE LEE will always be the man im my book!!!!...Van looks like a faggot!!!..Steven is a dick head!!...So who cares who wins...lmao!!! 
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12-26-2004, 10:05 AM
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I am a meat popsicle
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New Orleans, LA
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Jeez Rain...tell us how you feel. 
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12-26-2004, 10:21 AM
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Captain DB... Savvy ?
Join Date: Jun 2004
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they are both the ultimate in pussy meat . my money is on a draw as they both throw a punch and break a fucking nail and start crying about it . yeah wesley snipes knows his moves and actually has a pair of bollocks .. van damme and seagal only know the moves . they aint packing any testiclulars down under . infact . my money is on britney spears kicking 10 shades of shit out of the pair of them . |
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12-26-2004, 10:23 PM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: Dec 2004
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LOL NO CONTEST Seagel is too damn slow Van Damn over Steven! as for Bruce.......if he was still alive, he could take them both easy, even at his age. I have studied Bruce's artform, its simple......his style is to have No style No form free movment No limitations No mumbo jumbo traditions etc.
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12-26-2004, 10:40 PM
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Backup Artist
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Originally Posted by rain
Well!!!!..BRUCE LEE will always be the man im my book!!!!...Van looks like a faggot!!!..Steven is a dick head!!...So who cares who wins...lmao!!! |
..........LMFAO!!!!!! Thanx Rain, Needed that, I agree with you......... |
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12-26-2004, 09:39 PM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Cottage Grove, Oregon
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Neither one of those guys, cause Arnold could kick both their asses !!!!!!
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