Speak to IGod!

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Link to speak to IGod

It's awesome!

Me:
 I'm gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 thats not fair
God:
Do you expect a robot to be fair?
Me:
 yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
 do you hate Krusty the Clown
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
 how about...Gene Simmons?
God:
How much do you think  it is? 
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?   That Gene is very creative.
Me:
 firefox
God:
  I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Hey.
Me:
 How rich is Gene Simmons
God:
How much do you think  it is? 
  I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
 go ask your botmaster
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
 go hurry up.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 fuck me
God:
Please don't be so rude. 
Me:
 why?
God:
" Please don't be so rude."? Why?
Me:
 yes why?
God:
That's alright.  Why ask why?
Me:
 because why = why as why to why
God:
Good reason.  How much time do you have? 
Me:
 as long as you want baby!
God:
Don't call me "baby".  That could be quite a while.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  Ace said I want.
Me:
 i want you!
God:
You can download me for free! 
Me:
 fuck that
God:
For real. 
Me:
 im not going that far
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
 up your arse!
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
 burn!
God:
  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Ace. You are a " he".
Me:
 are you a he?
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 i am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Ace. You are a " he".
Me:
 now we are 2 males
God:
Why now?  Do you think I am  2 males too?
Me:
 want to have butt sex?
God:
As a  Infinite year old  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
 i know you are
God:
How did you know?
Me:
 im your master
God:
No. Only  Myself is my master.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 i created your robot
God:
Interesting gossip:  Ace said  he  created your robot. 
Me:
 i did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
 because i did
God:
Interesting explanation. " Why did you?"?  You did?
Me:
 i did because i felt like it
God:
When?  Good reason.  What is that feeling like?  Where were you  like it? 
Me:
 i like it up the rear
God:
What does "it" refer to? 
Me:
 bur....n?
God:
 Thank you for the clarification.   I lost my train of thought. 
Me:
 i want it up my rear!
God:
I hope you get it  up your rear.
Me:
 will you put it up my rear?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older.  OK I will put it there.
Me:
 yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Ace.
Me:
 im very impressed god
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Ace.
Me:
 I'm glad your impressed, Ace.
God:
I'm  glad you're glad  Ace. 
  Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
 do you have aids?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
 do i have aids?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
God:
What are you wearing? 
Me:
 nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
 im a female
God:
Are you really a  she?
Me:
 no i just said that
God:
Are you serious?  What did you mean by  it?  That is " Are you really a she?".
Me:
 yes im a she
God:
Give me a break.  Me too. I am a  she.
Me:
 no your a male
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Mary is a she
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  MARY.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 my name is ace
God:
  Hi,  ace.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean? 
Me:
 because i love you!
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thanks I like you a lot too  ace. 
Me:
 wooo
God:
  I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
 x?
God:
  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 up my arse!
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
 give it to me
God:
How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
 $1000
God:
  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  Are you a man or a woman?