10-25-2004, 06:43 PM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Cottage Grove, Oregon
Posts: 1,081
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Tech Support Programs (a joke)
My Daughter sent me this, and I thought it was pretty funny. I hope you enjoy it.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application that will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.*
Good luck,
Tech Support
*Note: Coming out soon is Divorce 9.9. Retail cost: Life Savings!
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10-25-2004, 06:46 PM
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I am a meat popsicle
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New Orleans, LA
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
This is Hillarious!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_bowdown.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_thumb.gif[/img]
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10-25-2004, 07:01 PM
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PinkyAppleBuns
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Detroit, MI
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
LMAO!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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10-25-2004, 07:11 PM
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Rebel XTi
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South Carolina
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
My uncle told us that at my wedding or a version of it last year.......quite funny!
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10-25-2004, 07:25 PM
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101 Guru
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
That is so true...its scary
I will not let me wife see this.
LMAO!!!
By the way here's a quick joke...
Q- "Why is marriage like a hurricane?"
A- "Its starts with a suck and then you lose the house!"
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10-25-2004, 07:34 PM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Portland
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
LMAO! Great [img]images/smilies/icon_thumb.gif[/img]
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10-25-2004, 07:37 PM
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PinkyAppleBuns
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Detroit, MI
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
[ QUOTE ]
sphill said:
That is so true...its scary
I will not let me wife see this.
LMAO!!!
By the way here's a quick joke...
Q- "Why is marriage like a hurricane?"
A- "Its starts with a suck and then you lose the house!"
[/ QUOTE ]
LMAO!!! [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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10-25-2004, 09:54 PM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Boston
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
a classic... [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_thumb.gif[/img]
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10-26-2004, 12:40 AM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Down Under
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
hahaha....yet scary......my future.....hahahaha!!
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10-26-2004, 12:47 AM
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Guest
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
ahahaha program pissedmypants 3.0 is unable to be shut down!!!
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10-26-2004, 12:59 AM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
[ QUOTE ]
bertasauras said:
ahahaha program pissedmypants 3.0 is unable to be shut down!!!
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[img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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10-26-2004, 01:02 AM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
Good one. I've heard the female version as well, where the guy gets into all sort of trouble because he tried to run two girlfriend programs at the same time...
[img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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10-26-2004, 06:26 PM
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Cottage Grove, Oregon
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
lol, that's funny mondola.
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10-26-2004, 06:31 PM
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Famous Artist
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: Tech Support Programs (a joke)
[img]images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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