12-16-2005, 04:54 PM
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Da Blooze Guy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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Tequila Cookies
Thought I might have to give this recipe a try, thought some of you may enjoy it too.
TEQUILA COOKIES
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
FINISH the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
*** * CHERRY MISTMAS! ****
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12-16-2005, 08:16 PM
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I GARAWWWNTEE!!!!!
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Exactly right Cliff ole' boy!!!, now thats the way to bake cookies!!!!  
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12-16-2005, 11:18 PM
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Valhalla is coming !!!!!
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LOL 
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12-16-2005, 11:48 PM
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Yeah, so what?
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Sounds like me in the kitchen I have to try this one :drunk:
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12-17-2005, 07:04 AM
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Da Blooze Guy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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Originally Posted by JPF
Exactly right Cliff ole' boy!!!, now thats the way to bake cookies!!!! |
Trouble is I can never remember the next morning if I actually made cookies or not...................and sometimes there is a strange cookie in my bed!!!  
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12-18-2005, 07:32 AM
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~Free Will~
Join Date: Apr 2004
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LMAO!!,,,,Thats so dayum funny sweety,,,,Does sound like a plan to me though
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