wahwah wrote his car off as he skidded and hit an iceberg, whilst I had to wear an extra pair of socks due the drop in temperature caused by the decrease in salt water in the sea.
No, in truth, there was a couple of inches of snow that fell last night and froze with no gritters going out.
So of course, the whole of the UK was brought to standstill.
That part about wahwah hitting an iceberg was true though. Feckin' loads of the buggers about, so better watch out !!!