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Old 12-07-2004, 06:34 AM   #1
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The Perfect Couple

The Perfect Couple


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.




Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?








Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!



**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.


So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



**** Men Keep scrolling

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen!
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Old 12-07-2004, 06:42 AM   #2
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Old 12-07-2004, 06:46 AM   #3
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LMAO! That was awesome!
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:02 AM   #4
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:06 AM   #5
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I'm Tellin Santa on you EJ!....haha...this was funny though...
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Old 12-07-2004, 10:27 AM   #6
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lmao.....and I did read to the bottom too
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