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Old 11-23-2006, 12:52 AM   #1
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Turkeys Try to Catch Train Out of N.J.


Turkeys Try to Catch Train Out of N.J. Wed Nov 22, 11:34 PM
RAMSEY, N.J. - Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey before Thanksgiving Day. A spokesman for the NJ Transit said train officials reported a dozen or so wild turkeys waiting on a station platform in Ramsey, about 20 miles northwest of New York City, on Wednesday afternoon. The line travels to Suffern, N.Y.

"For a moment, it looked like the turkeys were waiting for the next outbound train," said Dan Stessel, a spokesman for NJ Transit. "Clearly, they're trying to catch a train and escape their fate."

Transit workers followed the bird's movements on surveillance cameras. "I have no idea how they got there," Stessel said.

A Ramsey police dispatcher said the department had received three calls about the traveling turkeys who also were blamed for causing morning rush hour traffic problems on a roadway.

"From time to time, I've heard calls that there are turkeys on the loose," said Erik Endress, president of the Ramsey Rescue Squad, a volunteer group. "Maybe they're trying to make a break."
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Old 11-23-2006, 06:12 AM   #2
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Shoot, just being there is reason enough to get the hell out. Turkey or not
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Yeah, here come the NJ jokes, but the jokes on you suckers!!! Ramsey is not far from Mahwah, where Les Paul lives. Actuaully those Turkeys were on the wrong platform because they were suposed to be heading down to my place (one town south) for my annual wild turkey kegger. Happy thanksgiving!
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Yeah, here come the NJ jokes, but the jokes on you suckers!!! Ramsey is not far from Mahwah, where Les Paul lives. Actuaully those Turkeys were on the wrong platform because they were suposed to be heading down to my place (one town south) for my annual wild turkey kegger. Happy thanksgiving!
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Yeah, here come the NJ jokes, but the jokes on you suckers!!! Ramsey is not far from Mahwah, where Les Paul lives. Actuaully those Turkeys were on the wrong platform because they were suposed to be heading down to my place (one town south) for my annual wild turkey kegger. Happy thanksgiving!
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