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Why...???
Why...
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is
wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
6. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
7. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
9. What is the speed of darkness?
10. If you send someone styrofoam, how do you pack it?
11. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
12. If people evolved from apes, why are there still
apes?
13. If it's true that we are here to help others, what
are the others doing here?
14. If someone with a split personality threatens to
commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
15. How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
16. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
have branches?
17. How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
18. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up every two hours?
19. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
20. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
21. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for normal people at the Special Olympics?
22. Can you cry under water?
23. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
24. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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