Windex and a Donut

**stingx** · 10-27-2004, 04:10 AM

I got in a little extra early today to offset my workload. As per my usual morning routine I got my coffee, bagel, and donut from the cart in front of the building. When I got in, I started checking email and eating the bagel and sipping on coffee. Before I could eat the donut, mother nature called and I made a dash to the bathroom. While in my "study" the cleaning lady cleaned my desk, then went on to the next and so forth. I returned back and started eating my donut when she came back in and told me that she accidentally sprayed my donut with windex and that I shouldn't eat it. By that time it was more than half consumed. So what do you think...worst thing maybe is I'll get the shits or something? How bad can it be to eat something that has been all windexed up? Should I be worried about this?

JackThe Riffer · 10-27-2004, 05:13 AM

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Was it a glazed donut? If it was, did the windex make it nice and shiny? Anyway, Windex is a glass cleaner so I don't think it will cause you any Pane. [img]images/smilies/icon_wink.gif[/img]

**stingx** · 10-27-2004, 06:01 AM

Nice pun!

I already have a stomach ache but that might be because I am on my 5th cup of coffee...

**zeppy** · 10-27-2004, 06:40 AM

hahahah stingx !!!! I once knew a kid who sprayed his cockatoo wif windex and it just bout killed the bird ! hahahaha hope it dont have same affect on you !

**linda** · 10-27-2004, 06:50 AM

i think you will be ok, many times i have been cleaning my windows on a windy day and got it in my mouth, mind you i did notice a nice shine on my butt lol

frozenfury · 10-27-2004, 07:18 AM

No, don't worry man. There are people out there smoking Meth and Crack and there walkin around lol [img]images/smilies/icon16.gif[/img]. A little windex never hurt no one, I woundnt go drinkin more than a cup of it [img]images/smilies/icon_lol.gif[/img] cuz you might have some probs then. But why didn't that chick throw it away? How rude of her lol.

10-27-2004, 07:19 AM

Nah... you'll live. I knew a guy in college who drank 8 oz of windex for a 12 pack of Bud. He threw up 2 or 3 times... but he was still out partying that night. The more important questions is... can you trust that cleaning lady? Why did she wait till you were half way done before mentioning that your donut was tainted??? You keep your eyes on here and take notes [img]images/smilies/jot.gif[/img]

Yeah... pretty sure you'll live. From what I can tell... worst case is you'll throw up once or twice... best case is you'll just come out of it with a shiny ass, if Linda has given any indication as to results [img]images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

**stingx** · 10-27-2004, 07:26 AM

she has to finish at a certain time and couldn;t hand around waiting for me to return from the crapper. She figured she'd just intercept me but she missed [img]images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]

frozenfury · 10-27-2004, 07:31 AM

Ahhhhh... lol well man you'll be fine anything that was going to happen would of happen already.

10-27-2004, 07:31 AM

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But why didn't that chick throw it away? How rude of her lol.

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Not to mention, it's an office. If she didn't wanna throw it away, I'm sure there was paper and a pen available to leave a note.

"Dear StingX,

Do not eat your donut. I was cleaning your desk this morning, and I accidentally poisoned it.

Sincerely,

Martha, the cleaning lady"

ericgtr · 10-27-2004, 07:56 AM

LOL.. that's too funny stingx! I would have been pissed, we have a crew that runs around doing that shit all day long here too. The other day I was taking a leak and the cleaning lady walked right in with a fucking garbage can [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

SuckaInA3Piece · 10-27-2004, 08:10 AM

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LOL.. that's too funny stingx! I would have been pissed, we have a crew that runs around doing that shit all day long here too. The other day I was taking a leak and the cleaning lady walked right in with a fucking garbage can [img]images/smilies/icon_confused.gif[/img]

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LOL You like that nasty shit dont youuuu

JackThe Riffer · 10-27-2004, 08:39 AM

At least she didn't rub it under her arms... at least that you know of

**VanMan2000** · 10-27-2004, 11:47 AM

I don't think it'll kill you. A "friend" of mine once tainted my Gatorade with about 8 healthy squirts of Palmolive. I slammed about half of the bottle before I realized it. Other than a bad case of the shits and tasting dish soap for three days, I lived.